Knickers, a 6ft 4in 3,000 pound Australian cow, is turning the Internet. Others, aren’t so thrilled.
People: "If only there were some good news sometimes."
The internet: "Here's a really big cow."
People: "Close enough for now."
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 27, 2018
What the Duck
Another unique animal, that’s (still) breaking the Internet, is Central Park’s Mandarin Duck.
People think I'm really fancy.
— Central Park Mandarin Duck (@NYCMandarinDuck) November 1, 2018
It’s Pronounced “Palessi”
Payless Shoesource trolled influencers in a new social experiment. The company set up a fake luxury brand called “Palessi” and put together a pop up shop stocked with Payless shoes marked up by 1,800 percent.
Speaking of Shoes…
A 9-year-old girl wrote a letter to professional basketball player Stephen Curry asking why he didn’t sell his shoes in girls’ sizes. Steph says he’s on it.
— Stephen Curry (@StephenCurry30) November 29, 2018
Thank U, Next
Ariana gave us a teaser to her upcoming music video, with quite a few blasts from the past.
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 27, 2018
One Is Silver and the Other’s Gold 🎶
Someone used Twitter to find an old friend…
Hey twitter, I met this girl on a dinner cruise in Hawaii in 2006. We were basically bestfriends for that night so I need y’all to help me find my bestfriend cause I miss her and I need to see how she’s doing now. Please retweet this so we can be reunited. pic.twitter.com/LRtk6ClvV3
— Bri 🌺 (@briannacry) November 24, 2018
Heard you were looking for me~ pic.twitter.com/Dz4z1wapRv
— heii (@heii_tree) November 24, 2018
…and someone else used it to find a new one.
I met this guy on holiday this summer-we had a such a great connection but I changed my number and we lost touch. Twitter do your thing😭🙏🏿❤ pic.twitter.com/rBekHA6TeL
— bolu babalola (@BeeBabs) November 25, 2018
Ms Steal Your Man. Case closed. pic.twitter.com/tqNe6P9aA6
— bolu babalola (@BeeBabs) November 28, 2018
Happy Twitter did it’s thing 🙌🏾🌹🙏🏾😂 Great meeting you (for the second time 🤷🏾♂️😂😂😂) https://t.co/JDeBxnJjTb
— Michael B. Jordan (@michaelb4jordan) November 29, 2018
Ladies, if he…
Ladies, if he's
– not texting back
– turning saints into the sea
– swimming through sick lullabies
– choking on your alibis
– opening up his eager eyes
He's not your man. He's Mr. Brightside.
— Ric Sanchez (@rcsanchez93) November 26, 2018
ladies if he
• frequently makes you late
• is unavailable on random weekends
• has signal recognition problems
• but is kind of endearing particularly when there's a live performance involved
he's not ur man. he's new york's metropolitan transit authority
— Astead (@AsteadWesley) November 27, 2018
Ladies, if he:
– ignores text messages
– doesn't like your tweets
– eats like trash
– regularly goes out all night
– is usually found in wooded areas in North America
He's not your man. He's a raccoon.
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) November 24, 2018
Ladies if he
– has two dates
– three cashews
– two egg whites
– no bs
He’s not your man. He’s one of those gross candy bars
— Judah Maccabeets🍝 (@AdamSerwer) November 29, 2018
Sorry Not Sorry
This thief stole a laptop and then emailed to apologize.
So my flat mates laptop got stolen today, please pree what the thief sent him 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/pDhhpmncPz
— Stevie Valentine (@StevieBlessed) November 28, 2018
[Some] romaine is okay to eat again!
The romaine empire has fallen.
Caesar is dead.
— Liam T. Marmo (@LTMarmo) November 24, 2018
Nothing more disappointing then when you ask your friends if you should skip class and they say no like what kind of support system are you people
— E$ (@erinlyman36) November 19, 2018
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